![]() ![]() ![]() Iâm wearing my oldest pajamas and havenât even pretended to have tried to take off last nightâs mascara, which is now all over my face. ÂI am the roommate,â I say, keeping my smile friendly. I mean, what else is the girl supposed to ask: Did you get drunk and sleep with a guy you barely know, like I just did? Are you dating Benâs roommate?âĬonsidering I know for a fact that Liz is the latest in a rather impressive streak of one-night stands, dating seems sort of a presumptuous word choice, because how does she know Iâm not just a onetime sleepover guest like her? Really? Really?Īirhead has apparently forgotten that she wanted milk and instead pulls out one of the cans of Starbucks iced coffee that I keep stocked for Monday mornings when I need an extra pick-me-up, which is every Monday, because, well, Mondays are just the worst, arenât they?Īirhead pops the tab and takes a sip without asking, which I guess is kind of annoying, but Iâve never really been one of those girls who likes to waste energy getting bitchy about stupid things, so I let it go. ![]() She walks past the table to the fridge, and I cringe when I see the fact that she has airhead monogrammed on the butt of her baby blue sweatpants. She smiles back and sheâs got deep dimples in each cheek. ÂIn the fridge,â I say with a friendly smile. I take another bite of cereal, and it takes all of my self-control not to look pointedly at the bowl of cereal Iâm eating. ![]()
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